I wonder if there's a pizza restaurant in New Orleans called House of The Rising Crust

• If by "people skills" you mean doing everything possible to avoid people then I have really good people skills.
• University pronounced backwards sounds like "it is revenue"
• Anyone else find the #teenchoiceawards to be awkward during the moment of silence for the loss of the expanded Star Wars universe?
• They say the way to a man's esophagus is through his mouth.
• Does a Native American zombie eat only the brains or does he use every part of the human
• My girlfriend doesn't want to go to dinner because she's "not my girlfriend" and we "are just on the same line at Target, leave me alone"
• Everyone's vacation pictures on Facebook are dumb but mine are both relevant and entertaining.
• WARNING: This is Shark Week. Do NOT open your door if someone knocks and says "Candygram." #sharkweek
• Million dollar idea: A t-shirt cannon that fires heavy iron balls
• Foxnews is the Old Glory Robot Insurance of networks
• Tom Petty scored his first #1 album ever. Proving if you keep at it, eventually your fans will be the only ones left still buying CDs.
• I just hit my head on a kitchen cabinet so hard a sports bar full of guys in Minnesota went ˝OOOH!!!˝
• The company I work for is currently restructuring itself into a different type of soul-prison.
• Everyone calm down. We're probably only a few more COEXIST bumper stickers away from ending this Israeli Palestinian mess.
• There are men at Gitmo who look less broken than this guy holding his wife's purse outside Lane Bryant.