- Starting to regret hiring Axl Rose to be the greeter at my new restaurant called The Jungle
- How we took too much MDMA and tried to make a documentary about how not to make a documentary on too much MDMA, and why it won an award
- Nothing better than watching the person you love sleep then quietly then leaving so they never knew you were in their apt
- Hey, teenage girls, what stupid thing are you into now? I want to crank out a shitty book and turn it into seven movies.
- Princess Leia is now a Disney Princess, but she was bought and paid for... like a slave.
- I'm pitching a movie to SyFy about a bunch of sharks joining NATO but I just can't come up with a title
- I understand people who are self destructive because I've never seen a pool cover I didn't secretly want to dance on.
- Women are a lot like apples because otherwise this analogy doesn't work at all.
- I'm not sure how important intention really is. Broken glass doesn't intend to hurt you, but that doesn't mean you should eat it.
- Rain ruined my plans. Drought wouldn't do that.
- Getting a head start on gaining weight in time for the winter.
- Now that Japan is having a robot Olympics, will they also have a robot special Olympics for broken robots?
- A lot of people have a fear of spiders. Imagine how bad insects fear spiders.
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Sunday, August 3, 2014
all dressed up with nothing to exploit for personal gain
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