- Something I think the thing only children miss out on is a chance to systematically eliminate siblings in order to gain control of the family fortune.
- Marketing tip: Add green tea extract to any product and white people will buy it.
- If my dog had the ability to speak, it could ruin me personally and professionally.
- Stop giving your kids stupid names and we'll stop saying them wrong
- Always wear your drugs when doing shoes
- Him: hey Me: HI HERE ARE ALL MY FEELINGS
- welcome to divorced dad bed and breakfast. I hope your futon was comfortable. this morning we're serving Triscuits with room temp nacho cheese
- Remember when you were young and everything was new and you were filled with optimism and hope? Anyway here's a new thing to buy from Apple.
- Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls.
- I'm aware I'm hungover and four hours late, but your job posting clearly said you wanted a rockstar.
- Hate to break it to you LinkedIn, but no one celebrates their "Work Anniversary."
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Saturday, July 26, 2014
When life gives you gators, make gatorade.
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