- I'm currently in bed unable to sleep because I can't stop thinking about when Felicity cut her hair off.
- Mr President, we sent every country a large crystal and now war is over. You did it. [camera pans out to reveal president is jaden smith]
- I'm still kinda pissed they never told us how to get to Sesame Street.
- I spend so much time alone if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi.
- "Dear Hotels, stop hiding your electrical outlets. I don't want to move a bed or table to charge something." - Everyone
- I should start a wine company and name the bottles things like "don't be sad" "he's not worth it" "you deserve better"!
- Honestly, Officer, I wouldn't have pulled over had I known you were just going to criticize me.
- *calls hotel front desk* "Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?" No sir, you will be billed for any- "Someone robbed my mini bar"
- fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
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Saturday, July 19, 2014
the type of girl who wears tragedy like a flattering outfit
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