- My son asked why some mommies and daddies live in different houses, so I told him the truth. Their kids brought home bad school report cards.
- Wolf Blitzer is scrambling to reassemble the mock cockpit at CNN HQ, but is having trouble with the ikea instructions. Stand by.
- I like that Saturday Night Live is also now a Hunger Games for new cast members.
- I go to USA Today when I want to read the news “Kid’s Menu Style.”
- Why didn't Scooby Doo and the gang ever just sit outside the mask store and see who went in?
- LIFE HACK: Be a corporation.
- If somebody published a LGBT magazine called "Bi Weekly", would it have to come out every 3.5, every 7, or every 14 days?
- "Suffixless" is a one word paradox.
- If I'm really bad at painting, am I literally worse than Hitler?
- Pretty much just pronouncing "Caramel" however the person I'm talking to is pronouncing it.
- I won't say I necessarily want to be in a relationship, but I will say its been hard to load a dishwasher with no feedback, whatsoever.
- I'm Canadian so if I ever apologize to you, know that it was a reflex and not sincere.
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Friday, July 18, 2014
If at first you don't succeed, have a burrito bowl, take a nap, and try again.
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