- Breaking news over on Facebook: Lisa hates Mondays and wishes it was Friday again.
- "don't tell her I said that though" -girls
- Sorry I didn't recognize you. I've only seen you on Instagram so I was looking for the person wearing 4 filters and an inspirational quote.
- I have 20/20 vision except when I need to find the "door open" button in an elevator.
- I want to name my first born Kale, as a tribute to the time I tried to eat healthy.
- New PBS series explores sex lives of elephants, kangaroos, dolphins, & orangutans. Funded by "Creepy Viewers Like You."
- Don't you dare put one of them chips in my head!!! Oh, we get 10% off with those? I'll take three. - all of us
- By far, the worst part about being in a relationship is knocking over all the hair care products on the side of the shower
- If your ex keeps driving back and forth in front of your house, don't freak out. I mean, maybe they just can't find parking
- Three months have gone by since a Spider-Man movie was released and I’m starting to worry.
- One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter. Of course that other man is a moral fool and a useful idiot for pure evil.
- Future archaeologists will think we lived in nests made of Bed Bath & Beyond coupons and Apple accessory cords.
- A fun summer game is to name all mosquitoes Satan and then watch people freak as you swat at the air yelling BACK SATAN GET BACK
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Tuesday, July 22, 2014
I before E except after C is another theory disproved by Science
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