- This is the perfect time of night to spend three hours wishing you had gone to sleep four hours ago
- Me doing a sit-up is like trying to fold a tennis ball in half.
- I've never read the fine print to anything before signing it first. Saves me tons of time & has only lost me a few million dollars.
- LOL! I pack my running shoes for every vacation as if I'm actually going to use them!
- For women, the inability to say 'I'm sorry' can easily be replaced with the ability to undress quickly.
- A tumbleweed just rolled through my gym membership.
- Hell is just having a never-ending email inbox. No wait, that's life.
- Is your name "studying for finals?" 'Cause I'm not doing you but I should be.
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Thursday, July 24, 2014
Hate going to the wax museum. People there are so phony.
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