According to the org chart, I should be eating grass.

• LA is like a cool video game where you just have to jump over the dumb people --Jena Friedman 
•  My policy of keeping friends close and enemies closer has led to some pretty terrible hot air balloon rides. --Matt Roller 
• "Gentlemen, you've both worked very hard, and in a way you're both winners. But in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner." --Shane Nickerson 
•  Not to brag, but I have a thick, manly coat of chest hair on my back. --Josh Gondelman 
•  All really attractive women share one thing: they'd rather be somewhere else. --Hank Thompson 
•  If you're feeling down, park in a handicap space and soon a bunch of strangers will tell you that there's nothing wrong with you! --Guy Endore-Kaiser 
•  "So, this is what it feels like...when doves cry." - Either Prince or Milhouse depending on your age