While most people are becoming older & wiser. I seem to becoming older & better at winging it as I go along.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words. - BILL WATTERSON Someone coined the phrase "coined the phrase". The closest feeling I get to being a soldier in war is when I'm accidentally in the path of a thrown football. If at first you don’t succeed, then you will have alerted them to your presence. It is important that you at first succeed. A good thing about dating a vegan is that you could kill 2 birds with 1 stone when you buy flowers because they're also a snack for later. For every 1 hour I spend with friends, I need 30 days to recover by myself. Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: "OH NO THIS COP HAS AMNESIA!!!" If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers. "I wanna know everything about you." - every app wow im up early! its 4:30 am and i have to catch a flight to texas at 6. im seeing peaches today : ) To do list: 1. Sit in my car in a parking lot for an hour. (check)