My friend said she has too many Vans in her shoe closet.

I suggested that maybe she should consider a sedan. At mcdonalds Brother: can I be done? Grandfather: eat a little but more Brother: all of it? Grandfather: no, you can leave the paper. Groans were had. It was nice. What's the similarity between a singer and a philosopher? They both perceive time as an abstract concept. Was at CostCo (big box store) with the wife. Wife: "Since there's only two of us tonight, I thought I'd by a rack of lamb for dinner. That way we can each have half of a rack." Me (with no hesitation): "Just like ISIS."