How often do you need to be arrested to stay eligible for the NFL?
Nobody accidentally walks into a screen door better than a day-drunk aunt. Nobody.
Yesterday getting drunk and lighting things on fire was patriotic. Today it's just a warning sign.
The clearer your conscience, the more likely you are to answer a call from an unknown number.
If you make Aeros for a living and you don't describe yourself as an Aerosmith then you are a waste of a human.
What do women say when they are actually fine?
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