Wow i haven’t seen twitter this worked up since that thing the other day that everyone’s forgotten about already

It's about time the Supreme Court protected the rights of a small, billion dollar corporation from the tyranny of a 16 yr old girl. --CJ Sullivan Girl are you a Malaysian airplane because I'm never getting on you. --Jeffrey Hadz Based on the handwritten "WE SELL BAIT" sign propped between them, I'll assume that those *are* authentic Greek urns in your front yard. --Jelisa Castrodale "Oh, you're called the Rolling Stones? Coulda sworn you said Giant Mouth. Well this is the logo, no refunds." --Sean Thomason I'll never know what its like to be a woman, but it sounds expensive. --Michael Che